sexismandthecity: Masturbation = Satan’s...

{Title}</morning yerba> </head> <body> <p> welcome to my tumblog, a sort of mixed media baby blog. my interests lie in documentary film, photography, yoga, art history, non-profit causes and coconuts. i blog about stuff that inspires me, but mostly, stuff that's funny, and stuff that really matters. friends usually share yerba mate by passing around a hollow gourd of deliciously hot steeped tea. this is my gourd that i share with you of my daily thoughts, expressions and moments. have a browse at my flickr photostream above. say hi at morningyerba(at)gmail(dot)com or follow me if you like what i post. </p> </body> </html></p> </div> <div id="clearfix"></div> </div> </div> <div id="content"> <div id="perma_nav"> <div class="newer"><a href="http://morningyerba.tumblr.com/post/246278564">Newer</a></div> <div class="older"><a href="http://morningyerba.tumblr.com/post/245704867">Older</a></div> <div id="clearfix"></div> </div> <ul> <li class="posts"> <p class="object"><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5orjix9D1qa2wqso1_500.jpg" alt="sexismandthecity: Masturbation = Satan’s typewriter genderconfusion:speakmnemosyne:laceisfringe:eatdust:oldfilmsflicker:deadchique:juliasegal:thoseareturkeys:thisistheglamorous:arseniccupcakes: oh really? then let me take a memo…hammerito: I wrote a 3000 page manuscript in junior high. "/></p> <div class="caption"><p><a href="http://sexismandthecity.tumblr.com/post/246258095/masturbation-satans-typewriter" target="_blank">sexismandthecity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Masturbation = Satan’s typewriter</p> <p><a href="http://genderconfusion.tumblr.com/post/244885717/speakmnemosyne-laceisfringe-eatdust" target="_blank">genderconfusion</a>:<a href="http://speakmnemosyne.tumblr.com/post/240760366/laceisfringe-eatdust-oldfilmsflicker" target="_blank">speakmnemosyne</a>:<a href="http://laceisfringe.tumblr.com/post/240728073/eatdust-oldfilmsflicker-deadchique" target="_blank">laceisfringe</a>:<a href="http://eatdust.tumblr.com/post/240703833/oldfilmsflicker-deadchique-juliasegal" target="_blank">eatdust</a>:<a href="http://oldfilmsflicker.tumblr.com/post/240700792/deadchique-juliasegal-thoseareturkeys" target="_blank">oldfilmsflicker</a>:<a href="http://deadchique.tumblr.com/post/240699161" target="_blank">deadchique</a>:<a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/240698020/thoseareturkeys-thisistheglamorous" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:<a href="http://thoseareturkeys.tumblr.com/post/240693224" target="_blank">thoseareturkeys</a>:<a href="http://thisistheglamorous.com/post/240684517" target="_blank">thisistheglamorous</a>:<a href="http://arseniccupcakes.tumblr.com/post/240275877/redridinghood-baroncorvo-via-scab-oh" target="_blank">arseniccupcakes</a>: oh really? then let me take a memo…<a href="http://hammerito.tumblr.com/post/240640493/yeahhhhilikeitlikethat-redguard" target="_blank">hammerito</a>: I wrote a 3000 page manuscript in junior high.</p> </blockquote></div> <div class="post_info"> Posted on <a href="http://morningyerba.tumblr.com/post/246277541/sexismandthecity-masturbation-satans">November 16, 2009</a> </p> <p class="tags"> Tagged: <a href="http://morningyerba.tumblr.com/tagged/funny" title="Posts tagged funny">funny</a> </p> </div> <div id="notes"></div> <div style="font-size: 10px; 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